Tips for becoming a party pioneer, showing off my trophy, disscussing anorexia treatment, stealing croissants, making fake breasts out of said croissants, spilling high volume cider everywhere, same sex sexy dance floor antics, cock-swastika tattoos, sweet talking beautiful girls, kicking trains, power vomiting on the tracks in front of the london train, throwing up in the broken train toilet, dropping glasses in said toilet, being sick out of car windows at 50mph in tiny country lanes, branches vs face and bed.

5 hours.